Name: Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt - Facilitya
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Looking for the ultimate cheeky statement piece that perfectly encapsulates the passionate, stubborn dynamic of your relationship? The Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing Shirt has taken the internet by storm, offering a hilarious take on modern romance. Designed for couples who thrive on playful banter and refuse to let a good debate go, this apparel bridges the gap between intimacy and unapologetic stubbornness, making it an absolute must-have for meme lovers and pranksters alike.

Missionary So We Can Keep Arguing T-Shirt – A Masterclass in Sarcastic Apparel

In the world of statement apparel, the best designs are those that provoke an immediate reaction. This shirt features a minimalist, aesthetically pleasing design—earth-toned text against a neutral beige background—that heavily contrasts with the hilariously blunt message printed across the back: “MISSIONARY SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING.”

At its core, this design is a satirical take on the realities of long-term intimacy. The joke relies on a clever juxtaposition. On one hand, the “missionary” position is traditionally associated with closeness, face-to-face vulnerability, and classic romance. On the other hand, the drive to “keep arguing” represents the stubborn, unrelenting need to win a petty disagreement, which is a universal hallmark of long-term couples.

The shirt essentially claims that the wearer is prioritizing their current argument over the romance of the moment, requiring a face-to-face dynamic just to ensure they can get the last word in. It is an affectionate, ironic commentary on how couples can be deeply in love yet entirely unwilling to let go of a silly debate about what to eat for dinner or whose turn it is to take out the trash.

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The product arrives damaged.
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The product design is not the same as the one you ordered.
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The product material differs from what you ordered.
The product you ordered is not the one you received.
The product differs from how it was described in the original.

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The item(s) have been worn or washed
The item(s) have been modified in any way,
The item(s) are in any way defective from the original, unless the condition is our fault
The item(s) do not have their original tags.
The item(s) have some redundant thread that can be easily cut/repaired.
The item(s) must be returned in their original condition and in their original packaging.

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Customers send the refund inquiry to email [email protected] together with the required documentation.
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Customers must pay the cost of return shipping, which is not included in the amount to be reimbursed. Time for the refund request to be processed.

Refund processing can take up to 2 business days from the time we receive your return. When the package arrives, we will send you an email to confirm, and proceed to a full refund of your order, include the shipping fee that you previously purchased. If you haven’t received your refund yet, double-check your bank account. Then, contact your credit card company, your refund may take some time to be officially posted. Depending on the policy of your card’s issuer, you should receive your money within 10 to 15 days from the date your refund was issued. If you’ve done everything else and still haven’t received your refund, please contact us right away at [email protected]. Please be patient and respond within 2~3 business days. Thank you, Customer Service Department (*) IMPORTANT NOTES: Customers must contact the Support Team ahead of time because we cannot be held liable for any unqualified Refund & Return Requests or lost item(s) during the return process. Our policy lasts for 30 days since the delivery process is completed. Beyond those 30 days, the order will be considered as being accepted by the customer and no reimbursement may take place. Items can be returned within 30 days of delivery and don’t have any sub-fees, except shipping cost when you send the return package. If the returned package is damaged or lost during return shipping, we will not be responsible and no refunds will be issued.